I think of asthma as my throat being confused about being a throat.
I think of allergies as my throat getting tricked into being misshapen dinosaurs that attack each other.
Today I drank a Thai Iced Tea that was apparently made with lies instead of the ingredients I was told about. That combined with a steep hill meant that my throat was both confused and dinosaurs. I look fine if not slightly cranky when this happens, so I drew a helpful diagram so that others can understand.